About that Poll....

Okay, so you might be wondering about my poll. I have a husband. I am sure alot of you do too. I had never lived with a man before marrying him. He is great in alot of ways, but.....When we go to sleep at night he does all of the things listed in that poll. Going to sleep for me is an ordeal. He falls asleep instantly. I lay there for awhile, and just as I am about to fall asleep, he starts to snore. Not little quiet snores, NOOOOO...big, loud can't drown it out with a pillow over your head and ear plugs snoring. I then have to try to turn him over on his side. Once that is done, he starts to rub his feet together. This is when he starts to stab me with his toenails. He trims them all the time, but I still have nice tracks on my feet and legs from this. I try to move my feet but he then rolls over (remember, I turned him for snoring) cuddles close to me, snores in my ear and scratches my feet. Once I finally fall asleep, I wake a few hours later freezing because I have no blanket. Are you serious?
Sounds like fun right?
And he wonders why I am exhausted every day.
I have tried snore sprays, I make sure he cuts his toenails, and I tuck the blanket under my body when I fall asleep. I still wake up with a headache, scratches on my feet and a runny nose.
He's lucky I love him.